A Dell.
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A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
He had a bad experience with windows.
Because my PC is a Dell.
Because they're not PC.
Because they're not PC
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
In the computerus.
From PC
Because consoles can't ketchup.
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Because it was on old croc.
I know how to turn a PC on.
A Dell rolling in the deep.
Too many incompatible drivers.
A Dell
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
He had a bad experience with Windows
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.
tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
Because it didn't have the nerves.
Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
You turn me on."
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies
Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around
Microsoft.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
They're afraid of getting owned
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.