A Dell.
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Coffee Mug
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
He had a bad experience with windows.
Because my PC is a Dell.
Because they're not PC.
Because they're not PC
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
In the computerus.
From PC
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because it was on old croc.
I know how to turn a PC on.
A Dell rolling in the deep.
Too many incompatible drivers.
A Dell
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
He had a bad experience with Windows
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
Because he caught everything bear handed!
They have to use their Endor voices.
I think his riding style is pretty dope.
They could never do it before it was cool
Peter Pansky
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Because it was Pablo-matic
THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
Because it's white & on their land.
Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.
To render the other side.
There were too many frames.