What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

How did Geordi La Forge go blind?

He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!