What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.