How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.