How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.