How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."