How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

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How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.