How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.