How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria