How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

Previous Random Joke Next

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ?

Remodve

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Lazy People Jokes More Lazy People Jokes

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats