How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

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How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

DATA EXPUNGED

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

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Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats