What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Previous Random Joke Next

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.