Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

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What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar?

Free Endless Salad Tossing

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.