Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

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What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

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What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar?

Free Endless Salad Tossing