Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

Where does light go to jail?

prism