What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

What do you call a puppy with autism?

aww-tistic

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.