Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.