Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird