What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.