What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.