A LexiCon
Slow down and use lube.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
Treeson
Because they finish each other's sentences
Condescending
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.