A LexiCon
Because they take things literally.
Weabooleans
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
smh
Because they finish each other's sentences
Partner in crime.
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
Condescending
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.