What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

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How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

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