What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.