Vocabulary Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Scam Artist Jokes More Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Larry Jokes More Larry Jokes

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!