Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

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Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Jeez Jokes More Jeez Jokes

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James