Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

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Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Jeez Jokes More Jeez Jokes

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut