Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

You might also enjoy:

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist?

Haw

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Jeez Jokes More Jeez Jokes

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut