What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo