What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.