What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Coo Jokes More Coo Jokes

What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.