Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem?

Pikachu

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!