What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

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What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

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Ghetto Blaster

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Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

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What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"