What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

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What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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A Union Jack.

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What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*