What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

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What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?