What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)