You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.
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To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.
About 5 miles per hour.
Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen
To get to the *other side*
To get to the other side :(
Willing suspension of disbelief.
He had no guts!
Because he didn't have the guts to fart.
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Three black guys about to miss the elevator
In Tralfamadoloreans.
Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
The number of the car that hit him.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!