Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.