What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.