What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!