What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.