How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

India Jokes More India Jokes

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!