A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay
It only taek won do change a lightbulb.
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
A gorilla pooped on his face.
They refuse to look at the silver lining.
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Because he only knows about The White Stripes.
Hire a cunning linguist.
Everyone is already in a caste
