How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.