How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.