How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.