What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

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What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

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What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.