What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

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What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.