What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.