What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.