Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.