Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe