They both cantaloupe.
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Because they cantaloupe...
Because they can't elope!
Because they cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe
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It was a cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
a wet melon.
Because they cantelope!
You cant-elope!
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Melon and Broccoli!
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because they're cantaloupes.
Because it cantaloupe.
Yes! But we cantaloupe.
I don't know but they cantaloupe.
A Watermelon...
Dyslexia.
cantaloupe )
Cantaloupe.
Because they just cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
They cantelope.
Yes but we cantaloupe.
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
They cantaloupe.
Because they can't elope.
Melon D'OH
Because they cantaloupe!
They can'telope !
Get tested for dyslexia.
A melon
He said he can't elope.
He told her he *can't elope*.
We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.
Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
We Can't Alope
Because he cantaloupe
They cantaloupe
Melon-collie !
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Melons, because they can'telope.
You're dyslexic.
Because they were cant elopes
Cant-elope :D
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis
Tooth hurt-y.
You herd me!"
A stega-snore-us.
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
A wrecking ball
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.