What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe