What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.