What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.