What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm