What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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What do you call a lost crayon?

a Strayola

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ?

Bette-lou a few pounds !

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.