Eu Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

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What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.