Star War Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

then jetpack through the ceiling.

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

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What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

Why is star wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars?

A General Grievance.

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called "Hoth"...?

shouldn't it be "Coldth"

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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They don't.

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

Convention Jokes More Convention Jokes

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Star Wars Character Jokes More Star Wars Character Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.