Yo Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.