What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!