Voting machines aren't hackable.
By having people believe that you've won an election.
When they wake up every morning.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
