What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Big Lie Jokes More Big Lie Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.