How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe