Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.