Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips