Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

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What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?

Not Zealand.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad