What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What did the metric alien say ?

Take me to your litre !