What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

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Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What did the metric alien say ?

Take me to your litre !