What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.