How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.