How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.