How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying