What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

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What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?

They both have wet noses.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.