Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.