What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"