What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

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What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"