What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"