What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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Because this docent makes any cents.

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Let's get together and make some cents.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"