Abe Lincoln Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.